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「I"m Having a Baby」So My Husband Told Me

Your Name Is

Translated by: S3

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Talking with the baby reincarnated from another world, I realized one thing.

「I see~, so I reincarnated into a Duke's family. I'm a winner—(Pop) Babuu!」

「(Pon) Hey, what are you shoving into my cute mouth—(Pop) Ba~bu~!」

「(Pon) No, seriously, really sto—(Pop) Buu~(Pon) wait.」

The pop sound is the sound of putting a pacifier, that essential item for babies, into his mouth.

The pon sound is the sound of taking that pacifier out.

apparently, when this reincarnated baby has a pacifier in his mouth, he instantly reverts to being a normal baby. I don't know the reason; it's a mystery.

「Is it some kind of sealing item?」

At Alas's words, my husband said, 「Keep him sucking on it forever.」

I don't know what about, but my husband seems to be angry.

「Before we seal him, why don't we ask if he has any requests for his name?」

「...If you say so, Melissa.」

After all, it's best to hear the person's own preference for a name.

Normally, parents would give a meaningful name with love, but his biological father, Lord Rauldo, entrusted the task to my husband. And since my husband has been taking forever to name him, he is still nameless.

「My name? Let's see... by the way, what are the candidates?」

「Umm, I thought Arthur might be nice.」

「That's quite a fancy name.」

「Is it?」

「I think your past life memories are probably influencing you.」

Even when told that, it didn't click, and I tilted my head.

It's true that I have a tendency to speak about things I haven't learned or things that don't exist in this world as if they were common knowledge.

「I was treated as an oddball, but I guess that means I really was an other-world reincarnator~」

When I thought that, I was strangely convinced. Occasionally, unknown memories flash through my mind and disappear, so that must be what that was.

「But I have absolutely no memory of what kind of child I was or what kind of life I led.」

「Isn't it easier and better that way?」

I was comforted by a baby. No, I'm not particularly depressed, so I guess it's not really comfort.

「So? How about Arthur?」

When I peered at the baby's face to get back to the main topic, he returned a complicated expression. Is he dissatisfied?

「Hmm, it's not bad, but it's cliché and boring.」

「Cliché, is it? It's a name you don't hear much in this world, though...」

「If we're doing this, I want a cooler name!」

「Then what kind is good?」

When I asked, the baby spoke with a triumphant look and heavy breathing.

Recommendation: Skip reading the following name.

「Benjanobrolrassamconypahltodondaniellassenbough.」

...Yeah.

I was an idiot for asking a foul-mouthed baby.

When I stared at him with an exasperated look, the baby laughed 「Nishishi.」 That smile is cute, but his behavior is not.

「Say it one more time?」

「Eh?」

He probably didn't expect that reaction. But even though I like sweet sweets, I am not sweet to bad children. This is childcare experience gained precisely because I had multiple younger brothers.

「I'm not very smart, so I couldn't memorize it in just one go~! So, cute baby-chan, could you tell me your name one more time~?」

「U-Umm...」

「What was that about a blossom in the toilet (benjo)?」

「It's not a toilet! It's Benjamin...」

「It started with Benjano earlier.」

Alas immediately pointed out the mistake.

My husband is looking down at the baby expressionlessly.

I am grinning.

And the baby is sweating buckets. Now, what will you do?

「Try saying the name one more time?」

「...Arthur is fine.」

I won! (Against what?)

「Arthur-kun is a bad boy. You'll be punished by the Knights of the Round Table.」

「Are the Knights of the Round Table like that?!」

While saying it, I thought to myself, (What were the Knights of the Round Table again?)

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TL Note:

There's a pun joke here with the name benjano with benjo which mean toilet, I think it's the one that specifically you have to squat to use. So the blossoming part might also be a dirty joke about your asshole spreading to take a shit.

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