「I"m Having a Baby」So My Husband Told Me
Even So, the Maid Cherishes Her Mistress
Translated by: S3
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「Heh~, he has such a cute face, but a foul mouth?」
「Yeah, exactly. It seems his upbringing in his past life is influencing him.」
The baby, successfully named Arthur, was currently in the midst of a glorious nap. This wasn't a fake sleep—or "playing possum"—feigned out of fear of my husband's angry aura earlier, but a genuine afternoon nap.
No matter how much his memories of a past life have returned, his body is undeniably that of a baby.
He had been shouting things like, 「Stop! Don't change my diaper! I'll do it myself! I'll do it!」 but how exactly did he plan to change his own diaper with that body?
He resisted for a while, but eventually, with a face that had reached a state of resigned nothingness, he quietly accepted the diaper change.
The physical strength consumed by that resistance, combined with the comfort of a fresh diaper, was the deciding factor, and he fell asleep instantly.
Even after meeting up with Mira and explaining the sequence of events, the baby sleeping in the bed looked as innocent and cute as ever. Because of that, Mira showed absolutely no sign of believing me.
「Smells like a lie to me~. Lady Melissa, you're teasing me, aren't you?」
「What benefit would I get from doing that?」
「What is the person known as the 'Walking Joke' saying?」
「Is that what people are calling me?!」
That's the first time I've heard such a moniker!
「If you're going to call me something, I'd prefer a cooler alias.」
「Walking Joke.」
「No, what even is that?」
「I don't know, it just came to mind.」
「Is it cool?」
「I don't know.」
Like me, there are surprisingly many people who suddenly have flashes of knowledge acquired in a past life or something similar. I wonder if Mira is one of them?
But please don't say random things without confirmation that they are cool.
「A person who is seriously unserious.」
「No, that's not cool at all, you know?! If anything, that's an insult, right?!」
「Why? It is my highest compliment.」
「...In other words, you're praising me?」
「I am not praising you.」
What is with this maid?! If I weren't the mistress, she would have been fired ages ago!
「Mira, you should rejoice in the happiness of having me as your mistress.」
「Wow, so happy.」
「That was so monotone!」
Well, how should I put it... basically, the point is that both Mira and I enjoy spending time like this.
While we were chatting noisily over tea, the bed started to rustle.
「Oh my, looks like he woke up. It is because you are being so loud, Lady Melissa.」
「Whose fault do you think... I'm sorry.」
I started to say, "Whose fault do you think it is that we were loud?" but when Mira glared at me with that damp, heavy look, I had no choice but to apologize.
My maid is on the same level of scary as the butler. She's so competent that I can't say anything back, so I always wet my pillow with tears... well, I don't actually do that. (Since I only think it in my heart, it's a bit of a shame there's no retort from Mira.)
When we approached the bed, his eyes opened slightly, revealing blue irises. I felt like I was being sucked into that beautiful blue.
「Good morning, Arthur-sama. Melissa-obachama is noisy, isn't she~?」
「Oba... Why do people switch to that kind of language when dealing with a baby?」
The mystery of humanity: baby talk.
As for being called "Oba-chan" (Auntie), I won't pursue it too deeply. He is my brother-in-law's son, so to me, he is certainly my nephew.
The baby was dazed for a while, perhaps still half-asleep, but he seemed to gradually awaken. Suddenly, he looked up at Mira with a startled expression.
「Hm? Are you hungwy~?」
「Mama?」
The moment Mira smiled at the baby, he gasped and called her Mama.
「Oh my, he really can speak. That's amazing. But I am not...」
「Mamaaa! I'm hungry!」
"I am not your Mama." Before she could say that, the baby lunged and hugged Mira's chest. Eh, wait a second.
「Mama, Mamaaa! I'm hungry, gimme, gimme! Boo... Pop Babu!」
You were just about to say a broadcast-banned word, weren't you?!
Before I could even panic, Mira moved. With speed invisible to the naked eye, she shoved the pacifier into the baby's mouth!
Instantly, a cute, pure baby was complete.
「Phew... He really does turn back into a baby with the pacifier. I must ensure this is never removed, eternally.」
Mira said this with a twitching face in front of a dumbfounded me.
No, truly, my maid is so excellent it's terrifying.
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