「I"m Having a Baby」So My Husband Told Me
A Naive 25-Year-Old and a Talking Baby
Translated by: S3
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I burst into the office, slamming the door open with a bang, and shouted the moment I opened my mouth.
「Husband! I think the baby's name should be Hajime-chan!!!!」
「Haji... what did you say?」
「Hajime-chan!」
「Hajime?」
「The 'chan' is mandatory, please!」
「Why?」
「Intuition!」
Clearly displaying that "I am excited!" with my flushed face, I approached my husband, only for him to turn his red face away. apparently, I got too close.
However, now is not the time to be saying things like "My husband is cute." I have to inform him of the fact I just witnessed!
「Listen to me, Husband!」
「Too close, too close, Melissa, your face is too close.」
「Actually, this baby is amazing!」
「No, never mind the baby for a moment, just step back...」
「Husband, please listen to me!」
「Please, don't put your face right in front of my nose!」
Jeez, what an innocent man for a 25-year-old! Thinking that, I tried to bring my face even closer, when someone said, 「Okay, that's enough,」 and pulled my hair.
Crack, it went. My neck just went crack!
「Ouch!」
「I'm telling you to calm down.」
When did anyone tell me to calm down?! I turned around with tears in my eyes from the pain, only to meet the gaze of Alas, who was glaring at me with a terrifyingly scary face. So, I faced forward again. The bloodlust behind me is scary, so scary.
「Do you understand that Lord Cloud is currently working, Lady Melissa?」
「I-I intend to understand, yes.」
「Then why do you disturb him? Look, Lord Cloud has turned bright red and is hiding his face with both hands. He won't be usable for a while now. How do you intend to fix this?」
Now that he mentioned it, my husband's face was so red it looked like steam might come out of it. There's no need to be so shy just because I was three inches from your nose. Are you in puberty?
「Lord Cloud is suffering from a complicated case of puberty.」
「I see.」
I found myself strangely convinced by Alas's explanation... but this isn't the time for that. I didn't come here to discuss "What is youth?"
「Listen, I have a report regarding the baby.」
「Is he sick or something?」
Naturally, when I mentioned the baby, the redness faded from his face, and my husband looked at me with a serious expression. The urge to tease him tickled me, but I'll hold back for now. Because Alas behind me is scary. Could you stop emitting bloodlust?
「No, he is incredibly healthy. But, he spoke.」
「I see... wait, what?」
My husband wants to nod at everything I say. However, he seemingly realized immediately that this wasn't a statement he could just let pass.
「The baby?」
「He spoke. So, can we name him Hajime-chan?」
「No, we can't. Where did that name come from?」
「It just sparked for me.」
While we were having that conversation, a voice came from within my arms: 「Are you a reincarnator too?」
My arm didn't speak. Even my arms couldn't cause such a bizarre phenomenon.
「As expected of Lady Melissa's arm. It has learned to chatter.」
「I said that's not it. What is my position inside your head, Alas?」
「Rare beast.」
「It seems I need to have a long, serious talk with Alas.」
「If we do that, Lord Cloud will get jealous, so it's a hassle.」
「Seriously a hassle.」
If my husband hadn't said, 「No, what are you talking about?」 to this complete derailment, the conversation probably would have gone way off track.
I forcibly returned to the main line.
「Did you hear that voice just now?」
「The one that said 'seriously a hassle'?」
「That was my statement. Not that, the one inside my arms...」
「A talking baby and 'Hajime-chan'... I see, so you came from the same world as me.」
Yes, I heard a full sentence.
My husband and I stared. Given the situation, even my husband didn't blush.
Then, his gaze slowly shifted downward. To my flat chest... wait, you're not looking there, right, Husband? I feel like the focus is slightly off, but you're not looking, right?
So, I held out the baby wiggling in my arms to my husband.
「It seems this baby can speak.」
And he is damn cheeky and foul-mouthed.
When I added that, the baby said, 「Yo!」 and lightly raised his small right hand.
Immediately after.
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA—?!
My husband's scream echoed through the mansion... well, it can't be helped, can it?
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