「I"m Having a Baby」So My Husband Told Me
The Pheasant That Cries Gets Shot... as the Saying Goes
Translated by: S3
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「UOO!! THE MONSTER WOLF TURN INTO HUMAN!!!」
I don't think calling him a monster is a nice way to put it.
Arthur turned ghostly pale and shouted when he recognized the wolf changing into a human figure—my husband's figure.
Then he rapidly opened and closed his mouth, looking back and forth between my husband and me. He was clearly in a state of panic.
「Wait, what? Are beastmen a thing in this world? And my uncle is a beastman? Then, by chance, am I a beastman too?」
「That is incorrect. I am the only one in our family who changes into a wolf.」
Arthur tried to grasp what my husband was saying, but it seemed he hadn't experienced anything like this in his previous life. Arthur looked like he was about to have a mental breakdown, with smoke ready to pour out of his head with a shuu.
Calm down for a moment.
「My husband turns into a wolf on the night of a full moon due to various circumstances. It's not exactly a werewolf, but... it's close to one.」
At the simple explanation, the infant eyes looked up at me with a startled expression.
「Eh, so, what you said before—that 'my husband turns into a wolf'—wasn't just about him being a perverted old man...?」
「I don't know about that.」
「I see. So there's a possibility he's a perverted old man, and he turns into a wolf both mentally and physically... That was a painful lie, I withdraw the perverted old man comment, my uncle is just a repressed pervert and... Ah, dammit, I'm dead.」
I wonder if Arthur has a death wish. I feel like he's deliberately choosing words to anger my husband.
Arthur, who was now crying with a bump on his head from a knuckle rap, was certainly getting what he deserved.
「Recklessness and courage are different things, Arthur.」
「Don't say that with such a smug look, as if you said something profound.」
「Well, I am older than you.」
「Our mental ages aren't much different.」
「I am your elder sister.」
「Says the flat-chested one.」
Alright, he definitely said flat-chested just now, didn't he?
「You'll pay for that when we get home.」
「Guu-uuu」
Don't fake sleep!
I think Arthur, who tries to cover up his mistakes like this, really might have a death wish.
「Well, look who it is.」
The silver-haired beauty suddenly spoke. I had completely forgotten she was there.
She frowned in displeasure, but she was still beautiful. A beauty looks lovely even when angry... If I were a man, I would say that and probably be popular.
Putting gender 'if's' aside.
I was concerned by the deep meaning packed into that short remark.
「You know her?」
For those who imagined the wolf changing into a human and being naked—shame on your depraved thoughts. I admit I thought the same thing the first time I saw the change, so I'm the representative of depraved humans, yay!
Looking at my husband, who was fixing the hem of his disheveled clothes (he was properly dressed), he gave me a very rare look of displeasure.
（Ah, this is the face he makes when he doesn't want me to know something.）
I suppose he would have preferred to keep it a secret.
But too bad, I've already met her. I've already been dragged into this incident.
「Tell me.」
When I implicitly asked for no secrets, my husband let out a deep, heavy sigh.
And then, speaking with great difficulty... his mouth opened, feeling as heavy as lead.
「She is... my old lover.」
「Wow.」
I had assumed something like, he'd obstructed her work or harmed her interests and was being resented, but this came from completely left field.
「Lover... does that mean you were dating?」
「Yes, well... that's right.」
「Dating means things like going on dates, holding hands, and flirting?」
「No comment.」
「Don't think I'll accept that.」
Arthur, who had stopped feigning sleep, looked at my husband and said,
「Hey, if she was your lover, I bet it wasn't a wholesome, childish dating game, was it? Things like kissing... Ah, wait, was she your first ti—」
Hyun! The air sliced in front of him. To be precise, it neatly trimmed Arthur's bangs to the length just above his eyebrows, patsun.
「Waaah!? W-What are you doing!?」
My husband sheathed his sword with a kin sound. Impressive. Even if he's not quite at Lord Rauldo's level, he is also a master swordsman.
Arthur, pale and trembling, had tears in his eyes.
「The mouth is the source of misfortune.」
「But I'm curious!」
「It is also said that one should not speak if their lips will grow cold from it.」
Seeing my husband place his hand on the sword at his hip again, Arthur hastily covered his mouth with his hands.
Does he really have a death wish?
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