「I"m Having a Baby」So My Husband Told Me
The Mastermind is a Silver-Haired Beauty ※Arthur's POV※
Translated by: S3
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I think Melissa's blonde hair is very beautiful. Despite her childish atmosphere, that sparkling color, when it catches the wind, somehow gives her a strangely mature look.
Melissa, who I get along with somehow, is a friend, a sister, and a mother to me.
Why she is married to such an aloof man is the greatest mystery of my life. Well, it's only been one year of life, though. The next biggest mystery is my birth mother.
──But that story doesn't matter right now.
I am currently thankful for the mischievous hand of fate.
I certainly wished for it, didn't I? I even thought something inappropriate!
I wished the mastermind would be a beautiful woman.
But usually, nine times out of ten, it would be some old man.
And he'd be bald.
And he'd have greasy skin and scowl when he looked at my face.
「Hmph, what an ugly brat,」 he'd say.
But this time.
「We have successfully kidnapped him as ordered.」
「Well done. Your reward will be as usual.」
「Thank you very much.」
After that exchange, I was laid down in a simple baby cot that didn't suit the luxurious room.
The man in black bowed reverently to his master and left. In the end, I couldn't see anything but his eyes.
Just as I thought that, my eyes met the person peering into the crib.
It was truly a goddess.
「Who awe you?」
I asked in a childish, tongue-tied voice, fitting for a one-year-old.
The person looking down at me with narrowed eyes was... an absolutely beautiful silver-haired lady.
And what's more, unlike the flat-chested Melissa, she was wearing an outfit that shamelessly displayed her voluptuous chest and cleavage...!
Alright.
I've decided.
I'm going to drop my mental age back to one right now, pacifier be damned.
I'll ignore the voices asking what the heck I'm talking about.
The face of my cold-eyed uncle, who always looked at me like I was an insect, flashed in my mind, but I'll erase him with a mental eraser for now.
First, I'll raise my hands like this.
「Cawwy me, cawwy me.」
I'll try saying that.
Of course, my eyes are sparkling with pure innocence! I'll even add a big grin!
Well, how about that!?
The woman looked at me, gauging my reaction, and said, 「Heh heh, what a cute child,」 and reached out her hand.
Yesss! Victory for my intellectual operation (?).
Come on, pick me up. And into that goddess's cleavage, I will... I will!!!
Muni
I was an excited one-year-old, breathing heavily. But immediately afterward, a dull ache shot through my cheek, making me gasp.
「Ouchie!」
「Of course it hurts. I pinched your cheek.」
「Ouchie, ouchie! Waaahhhhhh!」
This silver-haired beauty had the audacity to pinch a one-year-old's cheek! This is clearly abuse! So, I cried!
Even though my mental age is 18, strangely, this body can cry easily when I want to. This is the magic of infancy.
I was wailing loudly, doing my best, when she said, 「Be quiet, do you want to be hit?」 So, I stopped crying. I hate pain, and I'm against violence.
But come to think of it, she's the kind of person who would order a baby to be kidnapped. It's obvious she's not normal, I realize belatedly.
So, I gave her my best glare.
「Hmph, getting angry like a grown-up, are we? How cute.」
She just laughed at my glare as if it were nothing. If she thinks I'm so cute, then pick me up, dammit!
「Aunt...「Hah?」 Sister, don't!」
I almost called her "Auntie," but I got the same guttural 「Hah?」 that my father uses, so I immediately switched to "Sister," and she smiled sweetly. What a hassle.
「Wanna go back to my mommy!」
Although she is a beautiful mastermind, this doesn't seem to be a place where I should linger. So, I will stick to my original plan and go home.
I tried to negotiate, using the most standard method, asking to be sent home. But, naturally, she replied, 「No.」
The silver-haired beauty narrowed her eyes and peered into my face.
「You are an important bargaining chip, you know. Why would I send you back after going to the trouble of kidnapping you?」
The beautiful woman smirked as she said this.
I wanted to ask for the reason, but it would be too difficult—and too suspicious—for a one-year-old to try and lead that conversation.
Right now, I should escape first and report this woman to the Duke or my father.
And so, I decided to execute my original plan... the escape plan.
「Sweeepy,」
I rubbed my half-closed eyes. Come on, hurry up and leave the room. The moment I glanced up.
「Wow, you're so cute!」
She yelled that, and before I knew it, I was suddenly picked up.
What, is this what she likes?!
It's strange how, in these situations, an unintentional action hits the other person's sweet spot.
The silver-haired beauty lifted me up, giving me no time to resist or gasp, and then hugged me tightly to her chest.
「FUOOOOHHHHHH—!?!?!?!」
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